Say what you will about the police, but when it comes to social media, they’re almost, kind of fun. That said, it doesn’t mean they can’t be surly. In fact, the police can be downright savage on social media, and here are 9 examples to prove it.

1. I’d rather have the chair.

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Never allow the police to force feed you Twilight. Instead, give Thiessen Law Firm a call, and we’ll keep you out of jail and away from Edward Cullen.

2. Good thing the police found your weed for you.

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Heyyyyyyyy, we see what y’all did there. But the question is, did everyone else? Either way, check out our definitive guide to weed in Texas. It’ll help you figure things out if you haven’t figured this out.

3. So super crazy.

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But if you don’t slow down, then why don’t you call us maybe? And while you’re at it, check out these unlawful traffic stops in Texas.

4. Who you callin’ dumb?

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Actually, yeah. Perhaps you’re dumb. But don’t worry because we’re pretty smart. In fact, we’re some of the smartest DWI attorneys in this part of Texas (board-certified, even).

5. You can’t or you won’t?

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Just because they can’t arrest Mark Zuckerberg (yet), doesn’t mean they can’t arrest you for drinking and driving. But unlike Mark Zuckerberg, we can’t all afford those hefty DWI fines.

6. Only four?

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If you call the police because KFC is out of chicken, you deserve to go to jail, and we will not help you get out. Well, we might. But you’re not allowed to have KFC.

7. Centaurs it is.

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As a specialized DWI law firm in Texas (and we mean real skilled), we’ve been known to cosplay from time to time. Check out our Facebook.

8. Twilight suddenly doesn’t seem so bad.

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If this doesn’t keep you from driving drunk, then we’re not really sure what will. So if you do drink and drive, here’s what you need to know about facing your first DWI in Texas.

9. But the chip bag said it was okay.

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To be honest, we’re not quite sure how well “the chip bag said I wasn’t drunk” will hold up in court, but we’re more than willing to give it a go. Call us maybe, (713) 864-9000, or reach out to us online.

Mark Thiessen

Mark Thiessen is an aggressive trial lawyer best known for his devotion to justice for his clients and high rank as a DWI Super Lawyer in Texas.